Your record
What you have collected so far
Levels, badges and a streak, held in this browser and nowhere else. Below them, which explanations everyone else found useful, which is the closest thing here to a scoreboard.
Yours, in this browser
Your government-speak level
Earned by using the tool. Stored locally, never sent anywhere, and erasable below.
Level 1 of 10
Actually Human
A person wrote this and meant it.
0XP
15 XP to level 2: Mostly Harmless.
- Translations
- 0
- Messages decoded
- 0
- Bureaucratized
- 0
- Terms met
- 0
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First Contact
Translate your first piece of government-speak.
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Reader Between Lines
Decode a full message.
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Reverse Engineer
Bureaucratize a plain sentence.
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Plain Speaker
Submit something that scores 2 or lower.
- Locked
Deputy Minister Energy
Submit something that scores a perfect 10.
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Glossary Crawler
Encounter 25 different glossary terms in your own text.
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Well Read
Open 20 different acronym or jargon pages.
- Locked
Three-Day Habit
Use the tool three days running.
Real, and only yours
What this browser is holding
Counts, badges and a streak. No text. Not what you translated, not what you decoded, not what you searched for.
Your progress above is the whole of it. Ratings and suggestions are sent when you submit them and are not kept here, and nothing you paste into the translator or the decoder is written down at all. It lives in the page and goes when you leave.
Earlier versions of this prototype did keep a log of what you looked up. If you used one, it was deleted the moment you loaded this page.