Insights
What confuses people is data. If a phrase sends hundreds of employees to a translator, that phrase is the problem — not the reader.
Two kinds of numbers on this page
The first section is mock data, invented to show what reporting could look like. The second section is real but local — it counts only what you have done in this browser, and it never leaves your device.
Yours, in this browser
Your government-speak level
Earned by using the tool. Stored locally, never sent anywhere, and erasable below.
Level 1 of 10
Actually Human
A person wrote this and meant it.
0XP
15 XP to level 2 — Mostly Harmless.
- Translations
- 0
- Messages decoded
- 0
- Bureaucratized
- 0
- Terms met
- 0
First Contact
Translate your first piece of government-speak.
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Reader Between Lines
Decode a full message.
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Reverse Engineer
Bureaucratize a plain sentence.
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Plain Speaker
Submit something that scores 2 or lower.
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Deputy Minister Energy
Submit something that scores a perfect 10.
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Glossary Crawler
Encounter 25 different glossary terms in your own text.
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Well Read
Open 20 different acronym or jargon pages.
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Three-Day Habit
Use the tool three days running.
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Real, and only yours
Your activity in this browser
Recorded locally so the prototype can demonstrate feedback loops. Nothing here has left your device.
Translations run
0
Messages decoded
0
Searches
0
Most recent things you looked up
Nothing recorded yet.